Flying Gorilla has saved my Marriage

 This is me this is my wife Become Enlightened 

 Flying Gorilla is the BEST GAME!! I say this with pride and for the sake of my left nutsack. Flying Gorilla has pulled a one-in-a-million. I have been in constant arguments with my wife about her dotted eyebrows (her eyebrows are enormous), leading to me nibbing her ear. She got really enraged and sweared to uninstall League of Legends from my computer. I've been broken and in deep misery. One time I had been on youtube trying to find a purpose on continue living. All of a sudden I have stumbled upon an ad only to get ENLIGHTENT.  Hey guys it's me   Flying Gorilla   from the new app in the all store   Flying Gorilla   I hope you check it out and I-I hope you _̴͓̦͔̟̮̟̹͙͎̤̞̟̜͎̲͖͚̗ͤ͆̓̌̽͂̅ͣ̓͋̕̕͠͞ͅ_̶̧̥̮͕̪͖̳̠̼̖̼̣̹͓̩̆̐̒̊̎̽̇̃͋̎̉̓ͭ̂ͮ̿̔̿̚͘͢͜_̸̨̱͕̺̹̼̘̱͚͓͉͉̖̞̳͑ͦ̄̆͒͛͐͗̽͟͠ͅ_̵̑ͮͪͬ̑̿ͣ͋҉̜̯̰̞͓̖͎̯͙͔̦͉͙̯́̀̕_̝̺͍̗̤ͨ́ͣ̏̆ͩ͗̍̑͋͊͌͘͡_̴̎̀ͦ͂̐̅̅̄̔ͦ͒̃͋ͤ́̚͏̧̛̗͉̫͇̪͉͕͈͎̳͔͖̻̯_̴̳̺̻̳̟̝̖͇̪̬̟͈͖̪̳͈̣͖ͧͬ̽̃ͨ̄ͤͨ͆̒͂̅̊͂̀̔_̭̬͈̤̭͖ͨ͌̀̏͌̈́͌͡͞_̧̇̑ͦ͆ͨ̀̉̿̈ͯ̋̔͒̒͏̱̯̙̝̩͕̠̙̪_͋̆͊ͣͫ̍̓͋̎͊̐̌ͪ̊͒̂́̑҉̛͓͇̪̕͟͝_̵̵͈̥̯̖̱̗̠̰͇͕̻̠̲̫ͬ̾̓͒̓̄͋̈́̅̈́̂ͨͅ_̉̈