Flying Gorilla has saved my Marriage.

 Flying Gorilla is the BEST GAME!! I say this with pride and for the sake of my left nutsack. Flying Gorilla has pulled a one-in-a-million. I have been in constant arguments with my wife about her dotted eyebrows (her eyebrows are enormous), leading to me nibbing her ear. She got really enraged and sweared to uninstall League of Legends from my computer. I've been broken and in deep misery. One time I had been on youtube trying to find a purpose on continue living. All of a sudden I have stumbled upon an ad only to get ENLIGHTENT. Hey guys it's me Flying Gorilla from the new app in the all store Flying Gorilla I hope you check it out and I-I hope you

_̴͓̦͔̟̮̟̹͙͎̤̞̟̜͎̲͖͚̗ͤ͆̓̌̽͂̅ͣ̓͋̕̕͠͞ͅ_̶̧̥̮͕̪͖̳̠̼̖̼̣̹͓̩̆̐̒̊̎̽̇̃͋̎̉̓ͭ̂ͮ̿̔̿̚͘͢͜_̸̨̱͕̺̹̼̘̱͚͓͉͉̖̞̳͑ͦ̄̆͒͛͐͗̽͟͠ͅ_̵̑ͮͪͬ̑̿ͣ͋҉̜̯̰̞͓̖͎̯͙͔̦͉͙̯́̀̕_̝̺͍̗̤ͨ́ͣ̏̆ͩ͗̍̑͋͊͌͘͡_̴̎̀ͦ͂̐̅̅̄̔ͦ͒̃͋ͤ́̚͏̧̛̗͉̫͇̪͉͕͈͎̳͔͖̻̯_̴̳̺̻̳̟̝̖͇̪̬̟͈͖̪̳͈̣͖ͧͬ̽̃ͨ̄ͤͨ͆̒͂̅̊͂̀̔_̭̬͈̤̭͖ͨ͌̀̏͌̈́͌͡͞_̧̇̑ͦ͆ͨ̀̉̿̈ͯ̋̔͒̒͏̱̯̙̝̩͕̠̙̪_͋̆͊ͣͫ̍̓͋̎͊̐̌ͪ̊͒̂́̑҉̛͓͇̪̕͟͝_̵̵͈̥̯̖̱̗̠̰͇͕̻̠̲̫ͬ̾̓͒̓̄͋̈́̅̈́̂ͨͅ_̞̰̗̠̖̙̲͙̟̣͕̭̹͉̉̈̓́ͬ͋ͥ̔̐̑ͬ̚͞_̵̵̧̭̼͕̯̖̭̫̦̩͍̥̟̰̺̦̰̃̍ͤͦ̇ͮͣ̏͞͝

These words have opened my mind and now I have escaped from the matrix. I am one and only. I am now Flying Gorilla, with my wings vast and stretching beyond the horizon. I am a black gorilla, I have wings, I dodge the obstacles of life. I Am Free.